Welcome Doctor

Congratulations - you have come to join us, Dr Peh
Don't work so hard that you forget about your pay.
Your beaming smile is never out-of-date,
You are one of those doctors we appreciate!

When the SOS bell rang you dashed withoutyour shoe size 8
And fell into the arms of a nurse with a sexy figure 8.
Despite that, you saved a life on our medical ward,
Without your skills and jokes we"ll all be bored.

One day when called back to resite a drip,
Amy pulled her catheter and began to strip.
You opened your mouth and wanted to shout,
A fly flew in and your dentures fell out.

Despite the diarrhoea you came on duty in May,
You looked pale but you thought you were okay.
Suddenly, you made such a mess on the floor
Boy - we've never seen you like that before!

On Valentine's Day you gave Jane the kiss of life,
She was very grateful you helped her survive.
Since then, her main complaint is palpitation
How she yearns for your love and attention.

Thank you for answering our questions galore,
Each day we seem to have more and more.
We like to learn and you teach us well,
Your eyes speak a language we can tell.

I'm Police Constable Lim and I like Maggie Mee,
When hungry or in trouble call on Maggie and me.
Remember when you're sad, go to 'Mother-hen' Siew Nai
Whose good sense of humour you cannot deny.

We all welcome you to our Specialists Centre
One by one, you will soon get to know us better.
We're a cheeky, interesting bunch' on 2nd Floor,
Bless you, be patient and you we shall adore!